“Six euphemisms that should exist but don’t (yet)”

I put a request out to a bunch of my friends for them to list off fake euphemisms and these are just some of my favorites that they responded with. They provided a huge list that I had to narrow down to scenes I felt like illustrating:

“Road Sandwich”, “Walking the Platypus”, “Fudge Sale”, “Weighing the Woodchuck”, “Only Hot Dogs on the Menu”, and “Teaching Ducks to Whistle”.